Yes, I’m pale, and Irish, and I can make people spontaneously combust. I really have zero color on my legs, because I never wear shorts, and I don’t wear shorts because my legs are too pale. Doesn’t seem to be a solution to this, does there?

Well, I DID buy a pair of shorts, and they aren’t TOO short so MAYBE, just maybe I will be able to conquer this whole “I hate shorts” bit, because wearing jeans in 99 degree weather isn’t fun.

This little illustration/story was mainly inspired by Joe Hunter’s most recent comic.

Listening to: Shine On You Crazy Diamond (parts 1-7)– Pink Floyd

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